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You know…sometimes I wonder whose translating all the Chinese stuff into English. I mean, in retrospect I suppose this makes sense, but it’s too funny not to post here.

You know…sometimes I wonder whose translating all the Chinese stuff into English. I mean, in retrospect I suppose this makes sense, but it’s too funny not to post here.

“…and here we have an exotic species of Derp Penguin. Notice the eyes, how they have been sown on. This bird is known for running into walls, other penguins, and itself at times.”

“…and here we have an exotic species of Derp Penguin. Notice the eyes, how they have been sown on. This bird is known for running into walls, other penguins, and itself at times.”

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

“These prices are cheep! And that’s no…er…well, I think you already know what I was going to say.”

“These prices are cheep! And that’s no…er…well, I think you already know what I was going to say.”

I’m starting to think I don’t even need to put words under my pictures cause they really speak for themselves.

I’m starting to think I don’t even need to put words under my pictures cause they really speak for themselves.

HELP! I’MA FLOOR!

HELP! I’MA FLOOR!

Last year I had the chance to visit the spot where they’d painted for the back of the 20 RMB note. It’s not funny, I just thought it was kinda cool.

Uncle Sam is watching, watching veeeeeeeeeeeeery closely.
Taken in a hostel in Xing Ping.

Uncle Sam is watching, watching veeeeeeeeeeeeery closely.

Taken in a hostel in Xing Ping.

Q: How did she win the cup?A: She eats the golf balls.

Taken in an in-flight magazine on a Air China flight.

Q: How did she win the cup?

A: She eats the golf balls.

Taken in an in-flight magazine on a Air China flight.

DIGLET!? This was taken on the packaging for a child’s toy.

DIGLET!? This was taken on the packaging for a child’s toy.